Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages, Greetings & Quotes
Funny Christmas Wishes: it’s another wonderful time of the year to wish someone close to you a merry Christmas.
A funny Christmas message will make your holiday card stand out. It will bring a smile to whoever is receiving the card or message.
What are you waiting for, check out the below funny Merry Christmas wishes and send them to someone you know in your life. You can also check Short Christmas Messages
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Funny Christmas Wishes
1. The best thing about Christmas is that it is unavoidable, we go through this feeling together. Merry Christmas!
2. Lovely season we all flock to the malls just to window shop what is in the market and return home with nothing. Merry Christmas!
3. Christmas is so beautiful, you can make one forget about the past by just giving a nice present
4. Nothing is as amazing as saying Merry Christmas to you.
5. Christmas can be a stressful day, hope it will be a stress-free day for you full of love and happiness. Merry Christmas!
6. I hope Santa leaves you with lots of presents to share, Merry Christmas!
7. I wish your festive season is filled with happiness and peace, but not with big credit card bills!
8. Wish you a less expensive Christmas, and a happy new year free of debt.
9. Merry Christmas! May the Christmas magic be with you as you open your credit card bills!
10. Wish your smile will be as big as your credit card this festive season. Have a Happy Christmas!
Find: Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends
Funny Christmas Messages
1. I wish you hit the jackpot tonight for wealth, health, and happiness to take you through the New Year!
2. Sending you a train loaded with good wishes! Merry Christmas!
3. Christmas is not only about Thanksgiving, it’s also about having fun, and eating as much as you can. Happy Christmas!
4. I know holidays are draining. Keep focus, on what it offers, Happiness and Joy. Merry Christmas!
5. I can’t believe, it’s already Christmas, almost forgot something, Wish you a merry Christmas!
6. May you have the best food ever! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
7. Christmas is full of magic, it makes all your savings disappear without feeling that you are overspending! Merry Christmas!
8. Hope your Christmas is Merry!
9. Hope Santa fills your pocket with money instead of gifts. Wish you a happy Christmas!
10. Saw you spend all your cash, Hope you are not broke as Christmas is getting more exciting. Have a happy Christmas!
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Funny Christmas Greetings
1. I can’t believe Christmas has been postponed! Merry Christmas!
2. Greetings from Antarctica! Oh! It’s Christmas! Wish you a Merry Christmas!
3. Don’t forget to write a long list for Santa this Christmas. He will be more generous and you will get more than you can ever get.
4. Happy Holiday Season, hope you meet all your goals as the year comes to an end. Merry Christmas!
5. Hope you are having a wonderful Christmas. Christmas Greetings!
6. If Christmas is a time of happiness and good cheer, then don’t feel bad when you get fleeced in our shops. Greetings & Merry Christmas!
7. Christmas comes each year, if you miss this one, relax we still have next year. Merry Christmas!
8. May your Christmas be joyous and cheerful just like Santa.
9. Wishing you season’s greetings and a happy New Year!
10. Christmas dinners are just the best. You may not be the greatest chef, but I am sure you are pretty good at eating! Merry Christmas!
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Funny Merry Christmas Messages
1. May the stores you frequently visit find the lines to be short, and may it not make you lose your patience. Merry Christmas to you!
2. Happy Holiday season! May you find meaningful work to do this Christmas rather than spending all day in bed.
3. I wish your digestive system will be able to handle anything you consume this festive season. Merry Christmas!
4. Merry Christmas! What a beautiful decoration, hope your credit is as beautiful as the decoration. But I doubt
5. May you be surrounded by happy people and not those ready to spoil your mood!
6. Hope you don’t fall sick as we start the celebrations this festive season. Merry Christmas!
7. Hope your Christmas will be bright this year!
8. This Christmas is about celebrating, hope you drink until you forget yourself. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
9. Eat all the candies you want this Christmas, but don’t forget one rule; brush your teeth!
10. Christmas is a period of mystery, your savings for the year will vanish without you realizing it! Merry Christmas!
Funny Merry Christmas Wishes
1. Christmas sometimes gets busy, and it can make you mad. Don’t take things seriously, relax, and have some fun. This year things will be different. Merry Christmas to you!
2. Don’t drink too much; there is no one to carry you. Merry Christmas my friend!
3. The chicken is getting fatter every day, and the gifts are piling up. Enjoy your Christmas, my friend.
4. It has been an awful year; the best thing to happen to me is you. May your celebration be filled with joyous moments! Merry Christmas!
5. In case Santa forgets to give you a gift, I wish you Happy Holidays!
6. You are too young to go out, have a soft drink, and wish Santa to bring you a gift. Happy Christmas
7. I erroneously wrapped your Christmas present in a Happy Birthday paper, therefore I added the word Jesus to it. Happy Christmas!
8. Let’s party until our credit card bills arrive! Merry Christmas!
9. It’s the most amazing season indeed, wait until the credit card bill arrives, and the mood instantly changes.
10. Merry Christmas! I hope you receive presents that make you happy! Not the normal toys, fruits, and cakes.
Funny Christmas Card Sayings
I hope you will like the present you sent me to buy for you. Merry Christmas!
All our best dreams and hopes are realized on this blessed Holy Day. May all your dreams come true!
You can feel disappointed after Christmas especially when you are looking forward to your New Year’s resolutions
The holiday might consume all your time, so take the time and enjoy what you value most in your life.
This card does not come with a wish, though I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Best wishes and a blessed Christmas. May your dreams become a reality today!
Christmas is a time to celebrate until you have nothing left in your wallet.
Need more Christmas cheer? Let me ask Santa to come with some cheerleaders!
Santa won’t be coming this festive season, so don’t wait for a gift or wish.
Funny Christmas Card Sayings For Family
Christmas is a time to buy gifts using next year’s money. Wish you a Merry Christmas!
If you don’t have enough money this Christmas, borrow some money from the bank for they will come surely come for you come January!
Have a merry Christmas; open your heart for the happiness to come in.
Wish you a healthy and happy merry Christmas, don’t forget to carry the wishes to next year as you will need them.
Hope your holiday is as amazing as Christmas. Wish you an enjoyable and relaxing Merry Christmas!
It is a blessing to have a family like you in my life, I am truly blessed. Merry Christmas!
My cousin says this would be the greatest Christmas, I thought the first Christmas was the best
May your list of wishes this Christmas be answered!
The best part of Christmas is shopping, may it create a big dent in your wallet.
I mistakenly wrote happy birthday on this card thinking it was your birthday. Merry Christmas!
I hope you receive all the presents you have listed on your wish list. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
May the festive season be as beautiful as it looks on Instagram.
